Scientology “Going Clear” Family of Enema Products


Make Millions Holding Scientology Parties!
According to David Miscavige, the top of
the Scientology dung heap, Tupperware is so yesterday.
Scientology holds the key to raking in the dollars. Call up your
friends and neighbors. Invite them to your home
for a Scientology ‘going clear’ colon cleanse and
low, low prices on signature Tom Cruise rubber
products like the Anal Missile, the Cruise-O-Matic
Butt Plug, and 32 ounce bottles of Cruise
Grease for gentle E-Meter insertion.
(Make out checks to Church of Scientology; you
get the credit, we get the money!)

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