Trump announces that whatever federal agents and US soldiers he has left after invading Chicago to wipe out the gangs, will be used to charge into Mexico to take care of Mexican President Nieto’s “bad hombres”.
“I had to remind my Mexican friend, who I really like, by the way, that we did it once before, when we invaded the Alamo.
Remember that? Remember the Alamo? I study history. I know more about history than the historians. In the 1800’s the Mexicans went and built this church made out of mud …. they used mud, they really did.
They built it in Texas, right in the middle of the largest Texas road. It was a beautiful road. They wouldn’t leave, so we sent in Davy Crockett and the Rockettes to fight their General Santa Ana. Done. Game over. We won, they lost. That’s why still today, we have the Santa Ana Freeway, which goes right through the Alamo.
I put President Nieto on notice …. I said, ‘we did it before, we can do it again, to get rid of your bad hombres … Pancho Villa, Jamie Lee Curtis, Shamu ….. whatever. Sorry to get tough with you, but that’s me. I talk tough.”