The world watches stunned, as TMZ’s undercover video made in 2005, reveals Donald Trump eating the flesh of a naked dead woman, lying on a slab in the New York City morgue.
Morgue officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, have verified that Trump is eating the corpse of a beauty queen contestant who was hit by a cab near Central Park.
Facing the camera, and speaking with his mouth full, Trump says, “you know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful… I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything,” he adds, as he strokes the pale skin of the 20 year old victim.
“ Once the meat wagon dropped her off, I moved on her very heavily … I moved on her like a bitch once her body temperature dropped to 45 degrees”.
Someone off screen then asks Trump what his wife will think about the stink of death on his breath when he gets home.
“I better use some Tic-Tacs before I start on the wife … she’ll know something is up otherwise.”
With the release of the video, many Republican politicians are distancing themselves from the 2016 presidential candidate. House Speaker Paul Ryan told Fox News that he wouldn’t be eating Trump steaks any time soon. “I’d have to check the ‘use by’ date first,” he said, “make sure the date wasn’t 2005.”
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, on the other hand, was still all in for Trump because “he was able to bypass the whole slaughterhouse thing by raiding the morgue. The man is a genius”, he gushed to reporters.
Trump followers at a rally in South Carolina, enthusiastically cheered their candidate and held signs saying “Trump goes for the rump” and “ “Make mine rare!”