Facing criticism for a recent flurry of canonizations, including an Op Ed in the Vatican Times calling him the first…
Month: May 2015
Homeless Play Against 8th Graders
A shrill blast from the referee’s whistle froze the game in place. Number 17, Melissa Hardwicke, was quickly given a…
Lindsey is In
With South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham slated to announce his candidacy for president early next month, the media are faced…
Let’s Bore People to Death
Horror movie formulas have become about as predictable as breakfast cereals: the picture on the box may change, but the…
What’s the Population of Your Face?
It’s really not all that hard to spot the hairy faced guy who never washes his hands after pinching a…