Appearing at the GOP’s weekly “No On Everything” meeting, House Minority Leader John Boehner (pronounced BONER) spoke out against the…
Month: July 2009
It’s Palin / Prejean in 2012!
In the midst of her “I’m No Quitter – Prove It” tour, Sarah Palin took time out on Friday to announce…
Harry MF*** Potter and the Half Baked Prince
In a movie project conceived by Spike Lee and Al Sharpton, Harry Potter isn’t some faggot cracker waving a stick around, he’s a…
Incredible Natural Magnet Found in My Bathroom
The first time it happened I thought it was sheer coincidence, like when I run out of clean underwear the…
Turd de France Winner Recalls Lunar Landing
Lance Armstrong, 7 time winner of the famed Turd de France, took time off from his vigorous training session on Thursday to…
Palin Fondles Salmon, Resigns
Speaking from the stern of her husband’s fishing boat, the Wingnut, former V.P. hopeful Sarah Palin addressed a select group…