World media were stunned to learn on Thursday that Michael Jackson has cancelled his upcoming “This is Nuts” concert tour,…
Month: June 2009
Governor Sanford Caught with Argentine Honey Dew
“I was looking for something exotic.” So began the press conference hastily called by Republican Governor Mark Sanford of South…
U.S. Missile Defense Ready? Not So Much.
In the wake of claims from North Korea that its latest missile test would see a long range Taepodong weapon…
Victims of Glandular Dysfunction Cheered by 100,000
In an amazing outpouring of sympathy, an estimated 100,000 people filled the L.A. Coliseum and surrounding streets yesterday to show their…
Letterman Appologizes to Palin Family
In what may be a first for a late night comedian, David Letterman paused during his monologue last night to…
Israel Ready for Two State Solution
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, speaking on Israel National Radio, today confirmed his decision to cooperate in the founding of a…
Proposed CEO Pay Limits Anger CEO’s (Do ya think?)
There is a common misperception among average Americans that corporate CEO’s make too much money. No, really! Ask the man…
North Korea: 12 Years Labor to Reporters and Singing Charcoal
In a tersely worded statement, North Korea’s Not-News agency reported that two U.S. reporters had been tried, convicted and then…
New Iphone App: You Can Pound Nails With It
We’ve all been there. The Iphone rings, we answer and hear what sounds like a voice filtered through a garbage…
44 Wants Your .44
“He’s up there in Washington Dee Cee, and by God he’s planning on ways to get our guns.” So began…