Walking to the microphone with a mincing gait, due to his panties being in a bunch, House Miniority Leader John…
Month: April 2009
Global Symposium Announces Findings
A symposium of experts from numerous diverse fields ended its 12 day conference in Milan, Italy on Sunday following a…
“Weight a Minute”: United Airlines
United Airlines says it is suffocating under the weight of America’s obese population. Speaking from its corporate headquarters in Springville,…
The Day the Earth Stood Still
Let’s get one thing cleared up right out of the gate. In this remake the earth doesn’t stand still. Keanu…
Good Torture vs Bad Torture
Minutes after President Obama released previously secret memos detailing torture under the Bush administration, the author of the memos, John…
Texas Governor Stimulates Teabagging Rednecks
Texas Governor Rick Perry today drew a metaphorical line in the sand during a speech at the local Fox News…
Blagojevich Slated for Celebrity Show
The public relations team for disgraced Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich confirmed today that he will be appearing on a new celebrity…
GOP Teabagging Begets Dildo Rage
Having successfully hoodwinked Republican voters with their contrived “teabagging” parties, the GOP announced today the next phase of their organized…
Surprise: Phil Spector Guilty
The murder trial of music titan Phil Spector ended today in a unanimous guilty verdict in Los Angeles Superior Court.…
VH1 to TVland: “Bugger Me”
In an attempt to compete with TVland’s newest offering, “The Cougar” (older women seeking sex with younger men) VH1 has…