Kobe Brant Deflates

With the Wednesday night match up of the Lakers against the Utah Jazz, Kobe Bryant will end his sports career with a perfect record of zero rape convictions. His...

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The 2016 Political Restaurant Menu

The Donald Goes without saying that The Donald it is the biggest and best sandwich on the entire menu. But we’ll say it anyway. It’s terrific! You won’t be...

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To Whom My Concern: Dyslexic Trump Physician

“To Whom My Concern” is the opening line in the medical evaluation released by The Donald’s personal physician. No surprise that the health of the 70 year old candidate...

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Palin Kind of Maybe Endorses Trump

Attendees at the latest Donald Trump rally in Iowa, were entertained yesterday by failed VP candidate Sarah Palin, who unexpectedly clambered onto the stage and launched into one of...

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Arizona’s Sheriff Pie-Hole Endorses Trump

Arizona’s tough talking  Sheriff Joe R. Pie Hole has endorsed Donald Trump in his bid for president. Said the crusty, sun baked gunslinger, “we need a man like Trump...

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Clarence Thomas Speaks!

The Washington press corps exploded on Leap Day when Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas actually spoke during a hearing yesterday, breaking a 10 year silence. Common wisdom had it...

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